Jim Faindel
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

shtuts:

I drew a thing :B

The colors turned out way brighter than I originally planned, but I’ll chalk that up to overlay coloring (which I don’t usually use)

But I do like how the scarves sorta form a double helix and a noose  :>

bigbigtruck:

i really really liked this update

THERE WAS A TRANSPARENT DAVE AND I

nuclearcarrots:

drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
them good ol’ boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
singin’ this’ll be the day that i die
this’ll be the day that i die

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dave ugh why don’t you sing something less depressing

well rose you could just stop playing for him

When you get hate for comenting on a reblog.

enchantedsketchbook:

What a pretty little fish

jon-egbert:

2pooky-cici:

eridone:

this is still my favorite thing this fandom has produced

How fucking high was the animator??

the animator wasn’t the voice actor tho

Anonymous asked you:
Will you draw Jade? JadeDave, JadeDavesprite, Jadekat, JadeDirk, Jade with Robots, Jade with guns, Jade and Jake, Jade grimdark, just any thing Jade!!! Please? ^.^

8ye8ye8itch:

(( Dude you know your girlfriend has a huge dick? ))

mamakanaya:

what if.

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im laughing

estr1d:

estr1d:

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this

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mother

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fucking

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dad

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egbert

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though

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like

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oh my god

who did the fucking thing and reblogged this again

nerdbollockry:

Update cosplay anyone?

Saw the update and I knew what I had to do… Some people had one or two of the photos but I thought “why not do em all?” I have never rushed to get a cosplay together so fast, or done a photoshop job so quick.

nitramitinurass:

Pull up in the monster
automobile gangster
with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka
you could be the King but watch the Queen conquer

if you dont associate nicki minaj lyrics with roxy then i dont know what to do with you

also, click it its transparent ;)

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cryptvokeeper:

vanta-bulous:

Does anyone remember

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how much of a hoarder

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Grandpa Jake was?

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HOLY FUCK THEY’RE ALPHA KID-COLORED