I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

kamen-rider-equine:

princesslunaslullaby:

pureponypleasure:

go to source for full, this is gigantic!

woah. this is actually really cool. :O

I prefer this one.

Cutie mark crusaders shippers!

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    I can’t see CaraMac THIS PROBLEM NEEDS TO BE RECTIFIED
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    Hahaha Rainbow Dash is shipped heavily with every main pony except Rarity.
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    Cutie mark crusaders shippers!
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    I have to admit, I was remarkably surprised to discover that RariPie was the least common amongst the Mane Six. I would...
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    This image is amazing, the only thing that’d make it better is if it were like an interactive flash where you could...
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    this isn’t a shipping chart it’s a fucking shipping spirograph awesome i guess
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