I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

dorkyboo:

Snippet of something I’m dying to get doneeeee

I love that smile of hers.

31 May '12 | 6:49am |676 notes
via:queerrapidash | ori:dorkyboo
  1. thedolorosa reblogged this from karkaterezi
  2. himemirai reblogged this from lollipopsandbubbles13
  3. forever-morails reblogged this from karkaterezi
  4. thegreekweegee reblogged this from karkaterezi
  5. remilia-needs2weewee reblogged this from karkaterezi
  6. lollipopsandbubbles13 reblogged this from karkaterezi
  7. snowyhermitcrab reblogged this from anacio
  8. fluteorwrite391 reblogged this from anacio
  9. seaflying-fliptuna reblogged this from sakyru
  10. anacio reblogged this from squidmaid
  11. sakyru reblogged this from dorkyboo
  12. matrimcauthon reblogged this from dorkyboo
  13. happy-homestucks reblogged this from dorkyboo
  14. th3m1nds33r reblogged this from dorkyboo
  15. notveryfireproof reblogged this from dorkyboo
  16. capricornsweetie reblogged this from madokarp
  17. madokarp reblogged this from gaymoar
  18. autheling reblogged this from 93476893748939
  19. waywards-cantown reblogged this from mankanshokumako
  20. 93476893748939 reblogged this from mankanshokumako
  21. h3yt3r3z1 reblogged this from vriskyserket