Jim Faindel
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.
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soporcupcakes:

beesmygod:

iron-rings:

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catsthrobbingcock:

Sure, any idiot can mix all the Upward Movement remixes, but it takes REAL GENIUS to combine EVERY song in Homestuck Vol. 1

jesus CHRIST

Sounds like the calling for satan

H A I L H O M E S T U C K

/dying

L̾̓̅ͫ̃͊͏͓̣̺̣̖͍͍͉͘Ĕ̵̶̛̯̰̣̗͇̤͇͍̥̯̽̔ͦ͆T͈̦̱̤̹͚̙̱̮̖͍͉̝̹͎̦̠̈́ͥ́̑ͫͤ͜͟͜ͅ ̡̼͚̦̜̭̲̭ͤ̐͑̊ͭ͊́́ͣ͐͋̊̔̃̔͂̆ͫ͡ͅM̨͎͚͖̱̞̤̪͓̖̘͖̥̝̘̤̙͕̆ͦ͂̓́́͘ͅE̷̎͋̍̊̈́҉̷̤̞̝̰̮̟̳̪ͅ ̤̥̭̗̻͔͕͈̞̺̫͚͇͔͍̙̄̓ͤ̉͌ͪ́̂͛͊͒̐͌̿̿̂͞T̶͔̘̱̺͈̜̱͓̬̜̝̤͚ͭ̓̇̍̔̇͂̇͗ͨ͊̾̓́̓͗͂ͮͮͅḘ̴̮̦͇̱͍̱̩̲͚̠̺̫̟ͣͣ̔ͭ̍ͭ̈́̋̂͋́́ͅͅḺ̶̞͕͇̫͇͊̑ͪ͊̑ͬ̇́ͧͬ̓ͦ̎́͘͟L̈̉ͫ͂͌̚̚̕͞҉̘̲̦̠͚̞̱̹͢ͅ ̔ͧͪͫ̾̃ͥ͛̑͒̑ͣ́̚̚͏̵͏͓̮̺̖̝͍̩̳͙̤̩̠̪Y̢̼̭͉͍̽͐̎́̔͂͌͛͞O̷̻̺̩̝̘͔̤̭̥̠̱̦̬͖̬̩̖ͩ̏̅̎̔ͦ̑̎͛̇̆͛̾ͭ̕ͅͅU̸͖̦͇͙͚͕̰̩͚͎̤͕̞̩̥͌́ͥ͂͌ͪ̐ͣ̍̓̆͊ͭͨ͢ ̸͙̮̠̭̜̏ͬͩͤ͑̄̿͐ͤ͗ͩͦ̚͢A̸̸̰͓̖̮̳͇̦̪̻̼̭͈͚̲̞͎̲ͫ͑̈́̾̐̃̀͝͡ͅB̛ͫͩͦ̎͒͛ͯ́̓̾ͬ̾ͮ͏̲͖̪̺̤̪̀O̷̡̲̳̯̠͚͓ͫͣͨ̉ͨ̈̆ͮ͐͒̒ͩ̒͛́̕͘U̷̴̡̠̗͚͈̟̼͕̬̥ͫ͒ͯ̾̋̔̾ͪͣ̎̌́ͅT̡̻̲̜͈̞͍̪̪͙͔̪̟͂͂̉ͦͣ́͗̽̽ͧ̍͒ͨ͂̋ͮ͘͘ ̸͔̜̖͎͕̞̬̝͙̼̣̦͈͈̠̆̌̈́̌̅ͥ̎̈́ͫͭ̆ͧͮ̾ͣͬ̂̚͢͠Hͥ̿ͨ͌ͪ̽̎̄̉̍̍͟͠͏̯̱̫̰O̴̼̖̘̘̼̫̮̬̞̖̟͎͎̯͚͍̺̼ͨ̇̓̍̌̓̇̆͘͜͠ͅM͋̔̓ͣ̄̽̒͛ͮ͗ͪͬ̌ͫ̅ͨ̉҉̳͈͖̦̲̜̠͈̹͕̲͚̙̩̱͙̼Ḙ̸̡̥̟̩̳̦͑̅̔̾̎̚S̝̘̯̬̥͚̆͌̿̐̉͌͌̇̔͊̒͒ͯ̈́ͬͥ̒ͩͭ̕͞T̶̙̺͍̺̗̪͉̺͌̈̈́̑͊ͣͥ̇ͨ̉̒̎ͬͬ̈́̆͞Ṵ̷̲̰̬̰̭͓̳͊͆͊̿ͦͮ̒̊̈́͗ͫ͋̕C̸̛̣̜̱̹̳̹͋̍̈̌͌ͤ͛̌͛͑̕͟K̴̶̼̗͚̝̠̲̤͊̈́̏ͦ̾ͧ̓ͭ͛͊̿̓͒̾ͦ̎̈̃̋̀͝

sweet screaming mercy

This is what happens when we spent 12+ hours without an update.

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