I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

littlebusterk-2:

 I present to you Duckleer

I see your Duckleer.

I raise a Surfferer.

8 Jun '12 | 1:28pm |30,371 notes
via:chemicalnoose-deactivated201312 | ori:littlebusterk-2
  1. destroyroxy reblogged this from itonokogiris
  2. mitunaplays reblogged this from windy-looking-thign
  3. windy-looking-thign reblogged this from onceuponymous
  4. playerofcreationsandsacrifice reblogged this from onceuponymous
  5. quietamgeo reblogged this from hauntbear
  6. onceuponymous reblogged this from eaglestrike
  7. mister-sprinkles reblogged this from captain-mindfang
  8. sneezysoul reblogged this from askcroandtuna
  9. raresnow reblogged this from gnarlyaltruist
  10. officialracheltice reblogged this from eridansemptybucket
  11. kat-shipurr reblogged this from stephanlefabulous2000
  12. bellne reblogged this from pieceofkawaiipie
  13. pieceofkawaiipie reblogged this from charlesoberonn
  14. thedukelady reblogged this from amporas-fabulous-rump
  15. breadboobs reblogged this from leaveliestotheliars
  16. garendorf reblogged this from the-homestuck-gigapause
  17. cactusnoir reblogged this from ullragg
  18. ullragg reblogged this from werepirechick
  19. wake--the--winds reblogged this from scienceandfandoms
  20. vaccinium reblogged this from queenhawke
  21. fictionalpieces reblogged this from peppermintasylum
  22. scienceandfandoms reblogged this from peppermintasylum
  23. thehungergamz reblogged this from the-homestuck-gigapause
  24. lil-miss-purple reblogged this from pokeyscorpions
  25. danticat reblogged this from homestucksontumbler
  26. jackthebard reblogged this from kiiriigiri