I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

What the hell is this witchcraft?

Heterosexual, non-incestuous, logical and highly possible ship?

IN MY BLOG?!

14 Jun '12 | 1:39pm |2,596 notes
via:filharmagic-deactivated20140217 | ori:cheesecakehara
  1. witchkind reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  2. fluffyhippieninjaunicorns reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  3. crappyinkandcrumpledpaper reblogged this from fuckyesspacetime
  4. dragonstrider reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  5. rockbottomascension reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  6. striderevolution reblogged this from herooflife
  7. sorry-imbatman reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  8. proffesorblitz reblogged this from whimsicalretreat
  9. whimsicalretreat reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  10. shadedmeowz reblogged this from cheesecakehara
  11. germanshepherding reblogged this from short-and-artsy
  12. feferi-peiixes reblogged this from mulg0gi
  13. dontpettheundead reblogged this from soupery
  14. flamescrubs reblogged this from soupery
  15. al-leuk reblogged this from soupery
  16. captainlensflares reblogged this from soupery
  17. soupery reblogged this from marshmellow0yum
  18. marshmellow0yum reblogged this from davespritethecrowbro
  19. chloroformstingray reblogged this from davespritethecrowbro
  20. davespritethecrowbro reblogged this from kiraglenn
  21. land-of-wonder-and-kittens reblogged this from kiraglenn
  22. kiraglenn reblogged this from turntechgodsmut