I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

the-flying-blue-quill:

awinkanddoublepistols:

Not porn I know. But includes nudity so into my nsfw blog it goes.

These can be found in my main blog as well. But I cant figure out how to reblog from my main blog to one of my side blogs. So I guessed I’d just post them again all in one photoset. No biggie. 

I will do the boys some time soon in the future. when I feel more comfortable with male anatomy. Because It turns out Im still pretty noobish at it. Ops? 

But it is a thing that will happen my dears. No worries. 

I usually don’t reblog stuff like this.  But it’s not porn, and FUCKING FEFERI’S BATHTUB IS CUTE HOLY SHIT SHE’S SO ADORABLE.  AND TEREZI DROWNING HER SCALEMATE.

/sorry followers I tagged it I swear.

I cannot state much more than those that reblogged before me.

Still tagged for your better interests.

Also, Equius is such a lovely moirail.

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