I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

lindrome:

Feltstuck sprites: I was considering doing an adventure where instead of playing Sgrub the trolls are gifted time powers and become The Felt. Heh.

And jeez, Tumblr is amazing. I only signed up yesterday and I get three hundred notes on my first ever post? Wow.

Edit: Tumblr resized this, so here are the full-size versions: sheet one and sheet two.

Fuck yeah Eridan.

21 Jun '12 | 10:03am |254 notes
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  1. five-nights-at-big-brotherfrance reblogged this from lindrome and added:
    I feel like Vriska should have been Snowman insted of Eridan….
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    Eridan is snowman. I have only questions. And I’m okay with that.
  11. snizabelle reblogged this from lindrome and added:
    OH MY GOD YES PAUL PAUL LOOK
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    This I like!~ This sounds like a really awesome AU…I supose (that its an AU) Man, I should really draw fan-art…
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