I am the one in the hole
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

I just realized it has been almost a year since I last glanced at mspaintadventures, and thought to myself:

What if it updates?

What if it updates and I don’t know about it?

What if it updates and I don’t know about it so I log into tumblr and get tHE LIVING SHIT SPOILED OUT OF ME?!

Am I the only one who can’t load mspaintadventures?

When John comes to LOLAR and compliments your stolen outfit.

palemarried:

i miss homestuck a lot

Yeah, the fandom seems a bit OFF lately.

Everytime Homestuck updates I just make it rain “#fast flashing images” and “#epilepsy warning” tags over them followers.

Madame Maryam

TRACK NAME: 896 Hurt Feelings
ALBUM TITLE:
ARTIST: Flight of the Conchords

jimfaindel:

jimfaindel:

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Original here: http://jimfaindel.tumblr.com/post/40648049066/jimfaindel

Naking consort and baby dave from http://tawamureru.deviantart.com/

Homestuck characters from Andrew Hussie

Song: Hurt feelings by Flight of the Conchords

Done over 2 days with a HB pencil and a mouse pad.

Now I will go put my hand in ice.

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Please.

alinajames:

She’s just so happy about possibility of getting laid.

ccin:

gikima:

babby pone

oooooomg

You just do not have the right kind of think pan to sustain that emotion

kaymurph:

Jaaaaaaaade just wear this outfit forever and ever ok

TRACK NAME: 896 Hurt Feelings
ALBUM TITLE:
ARTIST: Flight of the Conchords

jimfaindel:

jimfaindel:

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Original here: http://jimfaindel.tumblr.com/post/40648049066/jimfaindel

Naking consort and baby dave from http://tawamureru.deviantart.com/

Homestuck characters from Andrew Hussie

Song: Hurt feelings by Flight of the Conchords

Done over 2 days with a HB pencil and a mouse pad.

Now I will go put my hand in ice.

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Please.

thehelmsmanshelmet:

my ceiling fan needed redecorating
shine bright like a fanaya 

True beauty.

k4rkl3s:

karkan from the stream!! (ok NOW for gamtav)