Jim
I'M A DISGUSTING WORTHLESS BILGESACK ON THE GARGANTUAN TEAT OF A LABORING, LEPROUS MUSCLEBEAST. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO SMALL, ITS EXISTENCE IS A MATTER OF CONJECTURE AMONG THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS. I SMELL SO BAD, THE STENCH CANNOT BE EXPRESSED WITH EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT, FLORID LANGUAGE. THE ODOR MY BODY MAKES HAS MADE POETS CRY. I HAVE WON SPECIAL AWARDS FOR DISCOVERING NEW PLACES TO TOUCH MYSELF EROTICALLY WHILE FARTING. I UNFAIRLY PULVERIZE THE COMPETITION IN ASSHOLE PAGEANTS, AND I HAVE RECEIVED A LIFETIME BAN FROM UGLY CONTESTS BY PRESIDENT SHITFACE HIMSELF. MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS "PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY'S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT." WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.

teyuss:

why? why not

crowry:

i remember second grade like it was yesterday

<3<

marjorinestotch:

e-s-lynnette:

marjorinestotch:

how come no one talks about how aragorn went by the name “strider” 

we do

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beautiful

OH HAHAHAHA

p5stuck:

supern0thing:

crossystuck:

HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS ARE ARACIAL

TRICKSTERS CAN CHANGE THEIR SKINTONE TO WHATEVER THEY PARTICULARLY FEEL LIKE

JANE CURRENTLY “FEELS CAUCASIAN”

OMG YES THIS PLEASE?

I NOW NEED A PANEL OF JANE SKIPPING ACROSS THE PLANET WHILE RAPIDLY OSCILLATING SKIN COLORS

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YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME

TRACK NAME:
ALBUM TITLE:
ARTIST:

mistress-of-shenanigans:

jadestriderharley:

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OH MY GOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

inksteaks:

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Day 7: favorite pesterlog

I couldn’t pick so I asked my girlfriend and she said to do the one where Tavros tries to troll Dave but gets royally creeped out by him instead.

(I like how literally everyone’s favorite pesterlogs involve Dave)

31 Day Homestuck Fanart Challenge

vampirickanaya:

Do I win?

poffinu:

do you see dualscar’s face

that is the face of a very tired man that does not have time for those two’s bullshit

turntechgoddamnit:

sparkark:

ascending god tiers

that’s fuckin hilarious

stanley-randall-marsh:

so i got the dadbert handle on pesterchum 

glub-on-it:

You thought it was over

It’s not over

dorkstrider:

do you ever reread an entire conversation you had with someone and just

askacavalreaper:

i USE PICKUP LINES ON EVERYONE, nO EXCEPTIONS,

cyuzi:

26077122:

kevinbolk:

blueskyesandberets:

arachnis-deathicus:

snipersnuggie:

ctoons:

there-is-no-pumpkin:

OH NO THEY DIDN’T.

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

FFFFFFFFFFF-

Goddamit.

I laughed. So. Freaking. Hard.    

OOOOOOH HOHO- OH HO! OHH—-

MY EYES!!! AAAAUGH!!!!!